Ever felt inadequate in bed? Sort that out =ow
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Although, I must say that I think if you're making the ladies say 'ow' in bed, then you're probably more than adequate already.
Friday, September 27, 2013
Butts that look awesome
There wasn't much to this one, it just had a funny title. It came to me courtesy of "Get BIGGER with Sample" at sinuscatalogue@elsevier.com. Which is an address you could actually probably get a sinus catalogue from if you replied to it, since Elsevier sells things like medical textbooks.
Although, I must say that I think if you're making the ladies say 'ow' in bed, then you're probably more than adequate already.
Although, I must say that I think if you're making the ladies say 'ow' in bed, then you're probably more than adequate already.
Monday, September 16, 2013
You need a brand new product that burns fat round the clock
Today's spam made me laugh. Much like penis enlargement pills, anyone who knows me can tell you that I absolutely do not need anything that'll burn fat 'round the clock.
Anyway, this message came to me courtesy of "Doctor Nelson Newsletter" at Nelsonfb58a@jazmincalcarami.com.ar. Which, to their credit does actually include the name "Nelson". A quick search indicates that Jazmin Calcarami is a fairly legitimate make-up artist, so it's a little sad that someone is (I assume) using spoof email addresses from her site to send spam.
The one link in the message was to a numbered website in Russia, so it's not even worth including as something to avoid. Don't visit any numbered websites with Russian TLDs, kids.
The end of the email seems to be culled from various Wikipedia articles, some of which have been edited since the text was taken from them. In order, they are: Level-5, Buy My Love, Class action, Morning Musume, Carolyn Murphy, Brant Bjork & the Operators, Boston Police Department, Rachel McAdams, Giddha, File:Scale and sooty mold on a Eucalyptus tree.jpg, Rogerstone, Gallatin School of Individualized Study, Sir Charles Asgill, 2nd Baronet, Sampati, Republic of China presidential election, 2004, Hellboy II: The Golden Army, Ellada Eheis Talento (season 3), Felixstowe Beach railway station, and Kevin Knabjian. I'm not sure why certain spam messages contain things like that, since it certainly doesn't help them get past the filters.
To the message!:
Anyway, this message came to me courtesy of "Doctor Nelson Newsletter" at Nelsonfb58a@jazmincalcarami.com.ar. Which, to their credit does actually include the name "Nelson". A quick search indicates that Jazmin Calcarami is a fairly legitimate make-up artist, so it's a little sad that someone is (I assume) using spoof email addresses from her site to send spam.
The one link in the message was to a numbered website in Russia, so it's not even worth including as something to avoid. Don't visit any numbered websites with Russian TLDs, kids.
The end of the email seems to be culled from various Wikipedia articles, some of which have been edited since the text was taken from them. In order, they are: Level-5, Buy My Love, Class action, Morning Musume, Carolyn Murphy, Brant Bjork & the Operators, Boston Police Department, Rachel McAdams, Giddha, File:Scale and sooty mold on a Eucalyptus tree.jpg, Rogerstone, Gallatin School of Individualized Study, Sir Charles Asgill, 2nd Baronet, Sampati, Republic of China presidential election, 2004, Hellboy II: The Golden Army, Ellada Eheis Talento (season 3), Felixstowe Beach railway station, and Kevin Knabjian. I'm not sure why certain spam messages contain things like that, since it certainly doesn't help them get past the filters.
To the message!:
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Buy My Love cover.
Governmental Organizations and activists, citing concerns of balance of powers and the importance of democratic law making. Risa Niigaki became subleader.
In 2001, Estee Lauder signed Murphy to an exclusive contract. Brant singing, and playing most instruments. Fictional portrayals of the BPD.
McAdams starred in three films in 2005. Giddha is usually danced in harmony, swinging and twisting the body, shaking the shoulders while bending knees and clapping.
Scale and sooty mold on a Eucalyptus tree.
Criddle's garage on the lower section of Tregwilym Road. NYU Gallatin Bwy Washtn sunny jeh. I was in Command during the Rebellion which broke out in the City in July 1803. My name is Sampati.
Blue Coalition held 24 rallies across Taiwan. He is the master goblin smith who forged the Golden Army.
The application process took place throughout January and February 2010. Felixstowe Beach station on 1946 O.
MMA when he was in his freshman year of college.
Friday, September 6, 2013
Oil prices starting to DROP
This message isn't particularly devious or anything like that because it's completely broken, but I wanted to share it with the world because I find it kinda funny.
First of all, the subject line has absolutely nothing to do with the content of the message(such as it is). Also, oil prices have been rising recently, not dropping.
Secondly, I was cc'd on the email, which I always find amusing.
Finally, the message came to me courtesy of Enlargement pils Free trial at dickmange@partenaire-entreprise.fr. Now, I don't know what dick mange is, but I can tell you right now that I don't want it. I sure hope it's not some guy's name. That would be unfortunate.
First of all, the subject line has absolutely nothing to do with the content of the message(such as it is). Also, oil prices have been rising recently, not dropping.
Secondly, I was cc'd on the email, which I always find amusing.
Finally, the message came to me courtesy of Enlargement pils Free trial at dickmange@partenaire-entreprise.fr. Now, I don't know what dick mange is, but I can tell you right now that I don't want it. I sure hope it's not some guy's name. That would be unfortunate.
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Tuesday, August 27, 2013
Beta-Testers Wanted (You get $500)
Today's spam message comes to us courtesy of doris.heyman@gmail.com. I'm not sure if Doris is or was a real person, but right now her email address is being used to try to get people to click some very sketchy links.
I've removed all of them from the following, but they were redirects from the imnicamail server that looked like this: http://product1.7173.clicksurecpa.com/ I also took out a tricky little image they included at the end of the message. It was only a pixel or two wide and unfortunately it wasn't blocked by my mail program, and since it was downloaded with a little php script, the spammers know that my email address is active. Do not under any circumstances open any emails with the above title. Remember, if it looks too good to be true, it always is.
Also, for what it's worth, I couldn't find a Heavner Court in Westbury, New York.
I've removed all of them from the following, but they were redirects from the imnicamail server that looked like this: http://product1.7173.clicksurecpa.com/ I also took out a tricky little image they included at the end of the message. It was only a pixel or two wide and unfortunately it wasn't blocked by my mail program, and since it was downloaded with a little php script, the spammers know that my email address is active. Do not under any circumstances open any emails with the above title. Remember, if it looks too good to be true, it always is.
Also, for what it's worth, I couldn't find a Heavner Court in Westbury, New York.
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Monday, August 12, 2013
FREE ACCESS TO LOCAL SLUTS
This one came to me courtesy of the not at all fake swwpjya@uatjgnooc.com and dfnwtjdg@ijqnnnzlh.com. Normally I wouldn't bother posting it, but I read through it and thought it was funny.
LocalFreeWarts.com, eh? Can't say I'm at all interested in hooking up with any local sluts that'll give me warts. I also got one that directed me to LocalFreeZinsky.com, and I'm not sure I want to know what a zinsky is.
Want to find local Sluts For FREE?
There are LOTS of people in your area looking to hook up right now!
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(Click Unblock, OR Copy and Paste Link into your Browser)
LocalFreeWarts.com, eh? Can't say I'm at all interested in hooking up with any local sluts that'll give me warts. I also got one that directed me to LocalFreeZinsky.com, and I'm not sure I want to know what a zinsky is.
Sunday, July 28, 2013
* Spam * TOP SALE Viagra-$0.70, Cialis-$1.10, Viagra (Brand)-$ 5.40, Cialis (Brand)-$ 5.50
Today's spam message comes to us from BEST RX-ONLINE at the rather generic pharm_online3408203@yahoo.com. It's a fairly standard boner pill message, with one exception: It actually tells you that it's spam in the subject line. That's really convenient.
The links in the message(which I have removed) actually go to http://avadus.ru/f1.html. I would not recommend visiting that site.
Click Here [Online Pharmacy]
www.lovemedsales.com
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Payment: VISA and ACH (USA Echeck)
(or copy and paste the link to your browser)
) Copyright www.lovemedsales.com, 2007-2013. All Rights Reserved.
The links in the message(which I have removed) actually go to http://avadus.ru/f1.html. I would not recommend visiting that site.
Monday, June 24, 2013
STOP CONTACTING THOSE PEOPLE
Today's spam message is a new take on the standard Nigerian email scam and comes to us courtesy of Mrs Connie Dutton at ConnieDutton@aol.com:
Geez, that's a long one. Now there are a couple of things I need to mention about it. First, the address does seem to exist. I do hope the occupants aren't negatively impacted in any way by this scam.
Second, I like this new take on the old scam. Rather than just saying you've won the Nigerian National Lottery or something like that, it tries to take advantage of the fact that many people have been fooled by those scams in the past by saying that this is the really real, actual, super not fake way to get compensation. And all for the low, low price of only $270USD. How can you beat that?
Third, and perhaps most importantly: What do you mean "those people"?
Finally, it was sweet of her to call me "My Dear".
Attn: My Dear,
I am Mrs Connie Dutton, I am a US citizen, 51 years Old. I reside here in Silver Springs Florida. My residential address is as follows. 7008 E Hwy 326 Silver Springs FLorida 34488, United States, am thinking of relocating since I am now rich. I am one of those that took part in the Compensation in Nigeria many years ago and they refused to pay me, I had paid over US$20,000 while in the US, trying to get my payment all to no avail.
So I decided to travel down to Nigeria with all my compensation documents, And I was directed to meet Barrister George Alex, who is the member of COMPENSATION AWARD COMMITTEE, and I contacted him and he explained everything to me. He said whoever is contacting us through emails are fake.
He took me to the paying bank for the claim of my Compensation payment. Right now I am the most happiest woman on earth because I have received my compensation funds of $1,500,000.00 Moreover, Barrister George Alex, showed me the full information of those that are yet to receive their payments and I saw your email address as one of the beneficiaries, that is why I decided to email you to stop dealing with those people, they are not with your fund, they are only making money out of you. I will advise you to contact Barrister George Alex.
You have to contact him directly on this information below.
COMPENSATION AWARD HOUSE
Name : Barrister George Alex(Esq)
Email: barristergeorgealex@yahoo.cn
You really have to stop dealing with those people that are contacting you and telling you that your fund is with them, it is not in anyway with them, they are only taking advantage of you and they will dry you up until you have nothing.
The only money I paid after I met Barrister George Alex was just US$270 for the paper works, take note of that.
As soon as you contact him he will send you the payment information which you are to use in sending the payment to him in order for him to obtain the document from the court of law there in Nigeria so that your fund can be transfer to you without any delay just the way mine was being transfer to me.
Send him the following details if you know you are ready to have your FUNDS so that as soon as he receive your information he will send to you the payment details for sending him the $270USD that is needed for him to get the document that is needed to make the transfer a successful one and that is that only payment i made to Barrister George Alex and he help me in the transfering of my FUNDS and i most say that you have to countact him so that he will help you the way he help me to Get my FUNDS without any further payment.
Fill Out the information to him if you are ready to get your FUNDS
Your Full Name:...............
Direct Phone:....................
Country.................
Occupation:.....................
Gender:.........
Age:..............
Once again stop contacting those people, I will advise you to contact Barrister George Alex so that he can help you to Deliver your fund instead of dealing with those liars that will be turning you around asking for different kind of money to complete your transaction.
Thank You and Be Blessed.
Mrs Connie Dutton.
7008 E Hwy 326 Silver Springs
FLorida 34488, United States
Geez, that's a long one. Now there are a couple of things I need to mention about it. First, the address does seem to exist. I do hope the occupants aren't negatively impacted in any way by this scam.
Second, I like this new take on the old scam. Rather than just saying you've won the Nigerian National Lottery or something like that, it tries to take advantage of the fact that many people have been fooled by those scams in the past by saying that this is the really real, actual, super not fake way to get compensation. And all for the low, low price of only $270USD. How can you beat that?
Third, and perhaps most importantly: What do you mean "those people"?
Finally, it was sweet of her to call me "My Dear".
Thursday, June 13, 2013
Sexy woman
This message comes to me courtesy of Irina at noreply@ahzkajgkfhkcefcc.matchdating.tk:
There's absolutely nothing about this message that would fool anyone. The grammar is poor, she gives out her email address so she can send out pictures, and the source of the message is a website registered in Tokelau. Beyond that, by coincidence, I'm also 29, so her worries about our age difference seem a bit strange. Or they would, if she were a real person.
Hello, my name is Irina. I have a great desire to find a mate and soul mate. I am 29 years old. I hope that age difference is not a problem for our communication. I am gentle and affectionate girl. I want to find a permanent mate. For this, I have all the features. I like to create comfort me nice when the house is beautiful and clean. I think that serious relationship is a responsibility. But just as they are full of romance and feelings. Our dreams are the same? Here is my email zemulyashka@yahoo.com , so I can send you my pictures. I hope. we bridge the friendship.
There's absolutely nothing about this message that would fool anyone. The grammar is poor, she gives out her email address so she can send out pictures, and the source of the message is a website registered in Tokelau. Beyond that, by coincidence, I'm also 29, so her worries about our age difference seem a bit strange. Or they would, if she were a real person.
Wednesday, May 29, 2013
Sad News.....................Roger Thompson.
This type of message has been going around for decades, long before boner pills were even invented. They serve two purposes. The first is evident: To scam money out of the people who receive it. In this case, it came from the fairly generic Roger Thompson who somehow managed to score the rogerthompson@rogers.com email address. I don't personally know anyone out there named Roger Thompson, but many people might.
The second purpose is slightly less well-known: It helps spammers find out which email addresses are still active. There are millions of addresses out there whose owners have stopped using them for whatever reason, and they are therefore of no use to spammers. Any response to this message, whether a quick 'Fuck you' or an 'Oh my, Roger, that's terrible. How can I help?' shows the spammers that the email address is still in use. So, regardless of your desire to tell these people where to stick it, you should really just ignore the message as you would one that's offering you 80% off Levitra.
This particular email is relatively well-crafted, however it's clear that it's both a scam and written by someone for whom English is a second language. The slight sense of urgency it engenders might cause some people to respond without thinking; mainly the elderly, unfortunately, but not exclusively.
The second purpose is slightly less well-known: It helps spammers find out which email addresses are still active. There are millions of addresses out there whose owners have stopped using them for whatever reason, and they are therefore of no use to spammers. Any response to this message, whether a quick 'Fuck you' or an 'Oh my, Roger, that's terrible. How can I help?' shows the spammers that the email address is still in use. So, regardless of your desire to tell these people where to stick it, you should really just ignore the message as you would one that's offering you 80% off Levitra.
This particular email is relatively well-crafted, however it's clear that it's both a scam and written by someone for whom English is a second language. The slight sense of urgency it engenders might cause some people to respond without thinking; mainly the elderly, unfortunately, but not exclusively.
Hello,
I am sorry for reaching you rather too late due to the situation of things right now.My family and I had a trip visiting Manila Philippines,everything was going on fine until last night when we got attacked by some unknown gunmen. All our money,phones and credit cards was stolen away including some valuable items, It was a terrible experience but the good thing is that they didn't hurt anyone or made away with our passports.
We have reported the incident to the local authorities and the consulate but their response was too casual, we were ask to come back in 2 weeks time for investigations to be made proper,But the truth is we can't wait till then as we have just got our return flight booked and is leaving in few hours from now but presently having problems sorting out our bills here and also getting a cab down to the airport,Right now we're financially strapped due to the unexpected robbery attack, Wondering if you can help us with a quick loan to sort out our bills and get back home.All we need is (3,100 USD), I promise to refund you in full as soon as I return hopefully tomorrow or next. write back now to let me know what you can do.
Thank You.
Roger.
Tuesday, May 14, 2013
Message Not Junk"💰 Viagra Cialis and Levitra ALL 80% OFF! 💰"
This message can't possibly be spam! It says it's not junk right in the subject!
This one's been coming up a lot lately and a comes from reputable seeming organizations like Express Pharmacy, Pharmacy Online and Online Pharmacy, generally from free yahoo email accounts like best_drugs4338181@yahoo.com, phramacy_express76@yahoo.com, and canda_drugs3616050@yahoo.com.
The links direct to various sites, and the pages all seem to be called k1 or f1.html
http://download.vikadata.dk/f1.html
http://www.hisemar.com/k1.html
http://www.bosmar.com/f1.html
http://tst-technik.de/k1.html
Once again, I suggest that you refrain from visiting any of those sites.
The message itself isn't terribly complicated, so I wonder if anyone ever actually clicks the link. Are there really people out there who want to buy discounted boner pills off shady internet sites?
Click Here [Online Pharmacy]
www.doctordrab.com
(or copy and paste the link to your
browser)
www.doctordrab.com © 2003-2013 Pharmacy
Express.
All rights reserved.
This one's been coming up a lot lately and a comes from reputable seeming organizations like Express Pharmacy, Pharmacy Online and Online Pharmacy, generally from free yahoo email accounts like best_drugs4338181@yahoo.com, phramacy_express76@yahoo.com, and canda_drugs3616050@yahoo.com.
The links direct to various sites, and the pages all seem to be called k1 or f1.html
http://download.vikadata.dk/f1.html
http://www.hisemar.com/k1.html
http://www.bosmar.com/f1.html
http://tst-technik.de/k1.html
Once again, I suggest that you refrain from visiting any of those sites.
The message itself isn't terribly complicated, so I wonder if anyone ever actually clicks the link. Are there really people out there who want to buy discounted boner pills off shady internet sites?
Click Here [Online Pharmacy]
www.doctordrab.com
(or copy and paste the link to your
browser)
www.doctordrab.com © 2003-2013 Pharmacy
Express.
All rights reserved.
Monday, April 29, 2013
FREE LIFETIME PASS TO SEX WHENEVER YOU WANT - NEVER CockBlocked
While it would be nice to have a free pass to sex whenever I want, I don't think this message comes from a particularly trustworthy source. I mean, would you trust a man named 'Never Cockblocked' who sends you messages from such ludicrous email addresses as sjplndt@xlitwmhid.com and warpqfme@vstetqnjt.com?
I've gotten this one with two different links, both to Russian domains: datingvale.ru and datingvafi.ru. I wouldn't recommend clicking either one.
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Take a look at the people in your area looking to hook up right now!
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http://www.datingvale.ru
(Click Unblock, OR Copy and Paste Link into your Browser)
I've gotten this one with two different links, both to Russian domains: datingvale.ru and datingvafi.ru. I wouldn't recommend clicking either one.
Looking For a Fuck Friend?
Take a look at the people in your area looking to hook up right now!
FREE LIFETIME MEMBERSHIP, CLICK BELOW NOW!
http://www.datingvale.ru
(Click Unblock, OR Copy and Paste Link into your Browser)
Friday, April 26, 2013
You have a new message in your inbox -LinkedIn Manager
No, spammers, I do not have a new message in my inbox. I don't even use LinkedIn on a regular basis, so I doubt I'll ever get a message there. Does LinkedIn even have a messaging system? I don't know. Probably.
The html to this was broken, so I had to fix it when I pasted it into Blogger. That's a bit annoying. If you're going to the trouble of sending out spam, you should at least make sure it's not buggy before you send it.
The links go to a site that ends with ~artwan/mosque.html, which may or may not mean anything. Once again, I suggest that you absolutely do not click them if you get this email. I've stripped out the domains, so the links below go nowhere.
The html to this was broken, so I had to fix it when I pasted it into Blogger. That's a bit annoying. If you're going to the trouble of sending out spam, you should at least make sure it's not buggy before you send it.
The links go to a site that ends with ~artwan/mosque.html, which may or may not mean anything. Once again, I suggest that you absolutely do not click them if you get this email. I've stripped out the domains, so the links below go nowhere.
Date: 4/25/2013 Subject: You have a new message in your inbox http://www.linkedin.com/?folder=Inbox&viewMsg=641cad8592&userid=5452 Don't want to receive e-mail notifications? Adjust your message settings. This email was intended for © 2013, LinkedIn Corporation. 2029 Stierlin Ct. Mountain View, CA 94043, USA |
Monday, April 22, 2013
Anne Hathaway Did It
This is one that I've been getting a lot of lately, but it doesn't seem to be well-formed. The html is broken and the links seem fairly random. I've also gotten this one under the titles "Who lost weight? Pamela Anderson", "No workout, lose weight", "Jessica Alba find out how", and "FWD: important" Again, don't visit the links, as no good can come of it.
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Wednesday, April 17, 2013
PERMANENTLY ADD 2-4 INCHES TO YOUR MANHOOD - Size-Matters
I don't get a lot of penis-enlargement spam these days, however I seem to get this particular message three or four times per day. Blocking it would be simple, but what if I want to enlarge my penis in the future? It's not a particularly long message, but I like that almost all of the spelling is correct, and the url it uses is sort of funny.
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CLICK THE LINK BELOW NOW AND CHANGE YOUR CONFIDENCE AND YOUR SEX LIFE FOREVER!
http://www.longbig.ru.com
(CAN'T CLICK THE LINK?? SIMPLY COPY AND PASTE LINK INTO BROWSER AND HIT ENTER)
This is the Most Effective And Safest Male Enlargement Product EVER MADE
Gains Of 3-4 Inches Are Not Uncommonm, Try for yourself Risk Free 100% Guaranteed to Work
CLICK THE LINK BELOW NOW AND CHANGE YOUR CONFIDENCE AND YOUR SEX LIFE FOREVER!
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(CAN'T CLICK THE LINK?? SIMPLY COPY AND PASTE LINK INTO BROWSER AND HIT ENTER)
Thursday, April 11, 2013
Hey You! - Adriana
Worry not, women who check your husband/boyfriend's email. This is merely a bit of spam trying to get your man to foolishly check out some non-existent sexy photos.
Maybe Adriana (or someone who called herself Adriana on the internet) really existed at one point, but I certainly shan't be opening the link at the bottom.
A lot of work went into this message, but it's just way too long. I can't imagine that anyone ever reads the whole thing. But here it all is, for your enjoyment:
BABE... i guess your not getting any of my email huh? ive been
tryign to email u so many times but this dam laptop is such a piece of
garbage and keeps freezing.. anyways how u been?
In case u dont know who this is its ME Adriana.. we used to chat a bit on facebook and then
I think u deleted me :( haha.. anyways guess what... I got 2 things to
tell u.. both good news.. 1) im single now.. yup me and my bf broke up
about 3 months ago... and 2) guess where im moving? RIGHT EFFING NEAR
U.. lol... ur actually the only person im gonna know there.. well 3
cousins too but i cant chill with them lol..
I remember when we chatted u told me u thought i was cute and u wanted to chill so now we finally
can HAHA! im kinda scared to move.. im hoping this email addy is still
the one you use and u can chat with me ebfore i get there.. maybe even
help me move my shit in...are u still on facebook? i cudnt find ui was
soo confused...anyways im gonna need someone to show me the town and
take me out so u better be around bebe...
we only chatted a couple times but i remember thinking to myself i wanted to get ot know u
better when i was single..a nd i thoguth u were cute too but cudnt
tell u cause i wasnt single lol...ok so more info about me.. well im
23.. virgo.. love the outdoors and love to socialize, go out for
drinks, restaurants, movies etc.. travel.. i have a lil kitty named
BOO and i luv her to death... uhhh oh im a super horny gurl too but
every gurl is they just wont admit it. so ilove watching p0rn and all
that.. love sex etc blah blah blah...who doesnt..
I really hope we get a chance to chat for a bit either online or on the fone before i get
there enxt week.. i hope u remmeber me and still wanna chill and arent
married yet lol.. OH YA also.. i need to find a job when i get there..
do u have any hookups or know anybody hiring? id LOVE to work in a bar
or osmehting like that...really anythgin cause my current job is fun
and all.. and technically i CUD keep doign it but i want a change.. i
currently work from home and well thats cool but i need ot be out
meeting people.. oh wait. i dont think i ever actually told u what i
did? hmm shud i......???? ok WELLLL... and dont get all weirded out
on me.. i work on a webcam chat community site and i get paid to chat
with people and get naked HHAHA... BOMB right :)? I KNOW.. like i
figure iim horny anyways why not get paid to chat with people and play
with myself heheh...anyways i hope u dont look down on that and NO
THATS NOT WHY IM CONTACTING U RELAX URSELF lol... i actually need help
once i move and i remembered u live there so im reaching out....like i
said before this computer is a complete piece of CRAP and freezes NON
STOP.. ive tried ot send this email to u maybe 3 times already and im
hopign this time i can hit SEND before i run into trouble lol..
ANYWAYS.. heres the deal....every month natalie (my boss) gives each
of us 3 VIP codes to give out to whoever we want.. so with this code u
can lgoin to watch me at work for free and dont have to pay like
everyone else... the only way i can give u one of the codes (so we can
chat) is if you absolutey DO NOT give it out to anyone else and u ONLY
USE IT FOR URSELF... i only get 3 a month and she gets pissed if more
than 3 people use them so DONT SHARE IT MISTER... i figured u cud
always email me back instead but my email account doesnt even let me
login half the time.. so the bets palce ot chat me is my chat room...
if theres anyone else logged in when u sign in ill boot them out.. but
remember DONT SHARE THIS PASSWORD PLEASE BABE IM BEGGING U.. I TRUST
U... im online most of the day now to try and save money for my move..
also since im in such a huge debt already form my student loan :( I
really thingk we need to chat before i get there and make sure u evern
remember me hahha.. anyways ive rambled on and on now and ur probably
soooo annnoyed with me so ill stop now.. im gonna go start work.. i
really hope u come chat me. it wud make my day and releive a lot of my
stress about the move... REALLY i mean that....anyways once i see u in
insdie ill shoot u myc ell number and u can gimme yours.. if u dont
wanna come chat i understand but its really the only palce to find me
now days.. if u email me abck ill probably get it once i get there
after my internet is setup so about 2-3 weeks fomr now.. but im hopign
to see u in my chat room.. rmemeber its 100% free with this code im
gonna give u.. just DONT GIVE IT OUT OR ILL KICK U IN THE BALLS
INSTEAD OF LICK U IN THE BALLS WHEN IS EE U hahahahha...k babe im out
for now... chat ya soon.. kisses xoxo Adriana
FREE VIP BYPASS LINK ---> HTTP://CrazyAdrianaSexy.com
Maybe Adriana (or someone who called herself Adriana on the internet) really existed at one point, but I certainly shan't be opening the link at the bottom.
A lot of work went into this message, but it's just way too long. I can't imagine that anyone ever reads the whole thing. But here it all is, for your enjoyment:
BABE... i guess your not getting any of my email huh? ive been
tryign to email u so many times but this dam laptop is such a piece of
garbage and keeps freezing.. anyways how u been?
In case u dont know who this is its ME Adriana.. we used to chat a bit on facebook and then
I think u deleted me :( haha.. anyways guess what... I got 2 things to
tell u.. both good news.. 1) im single now.. yup me and my bf broke up
about 3 months ago... and 2) guess where im moving? RIGHT EFFING NEAR
U.. lol... ur actually the only person im gonna know there.. well 3
cousins too but i cant chill with them lol..
I remember when we chatted u told me u thought i was cute and u wanted to chill so now we finally
can HAHA! im kinda scared to move.. im hoping this email addy is still
the one you use and u can chat with me ebfore i get there.. maybe even
help me move my shit in...are u still on facebook? i cudnt find ui was
soo confused...anyways im gonna need someone to show me the town and
take me out so u better be around bebe...
we only chatted a couple times but i remember thinking to myself i wanted to get ot know u
better when i was single..a nd i thoguth u were cute too but cudnt
tell u cause i wasnt single lol...ok so more info about me.. well im
23.. virgo.. love the outdoors and love to socialize, go out for
drinks, restaurants, movies etc.. travel.. i have a lil kitty named
BOO and i luv her to death... uhhh oh im a super horny gurl too but
every gurl is they just wont admit it. so ilove watching p0rn and all
that.. love sex etc blah blah blah...who doesnt..
I really hope we get a chance to chat for a bit either online or on the fone before i get
there enxt week.. i hope u remmeber me and still wanna chill and arent
married yet lol.. OH YA also.. i need to find a job when i get there..
do u have any hookups or know anybody hiring? id LOVE to work in a bar
or osmehting like that...really anythgin cause my current job is fun
and all.. and technically i CUD keep doign it but i want a change.. i
currently work from home and well thats cool but i need ot be out
meeting people.. oh wait. i dont think i ever actually told u what i
did? hmm shud i......???? ok WELLLL... and dont get all weirded out
on me.. i work on a webcam chat community site and i get paid to chat
with people and get naked HHAHA... BOMB right :)? I KNOW.. like i
figure iim horny anyways why not get paid to chat with people and play
with myself heheh...anyways i hope u dont look down on that and NO
THATS NOT WHY IM CONTACTING U RELAX URSELF lol... i actually need help
once i move and i remembered u live there so im reaching out....like i
said before this computer is a complete piece of CRAP and freezes NON
STOP.. ive tried ot send this email to u maybe 3 times already and im
hopign this time i can hit SEND before i run into trouble lol..
ANYWAYS.. heres the deal....every month natalie (my boss) gives each
of us 3 VIP codes to give out to whoever we want.. so with this code u
can lgoin to watch me at work for free and dont have to pay like
everyone else... the only way i can give u one of the codes (so we can
chat) is if you absolutey DO NOT give it out to anyone else and u ONLY
USE IT FOR URSELF... i only get 3 a month and she gets pissed if more
than 3 people use them so DONT SHARE IT MISTER... i figured u cud
always email me back instead but my email account doesnt even let me
login half the time.. so the bets palce ot chat me is my chat room...
if theres anyone else logged in when u sign in ill boot them out.. but
remember DONT SHARE THIS PASSWORD PLEASE BABE IM BEGGING U.. I TRUST
U... im online most of the day now to try and save money for my move..
also since im in such a huge debt already form my student loan :( I
really thingk we need to chat before i get there and make sure u evern
remember me hahha.. anyways ive rambled on and on now and ur probably
soooo annnoyed with me so ill stop now.. im gonna go start work.. i
really hope u come chat me. it wud make my day and releive a lot of my
stress about the move... REALLY i mean that....anyways once i see u in
insdie ill shoot u myc ell number and u can gimme yours.. if u dont
wanna come chat i understand but its really the only palce to find me
now days.. if u email me abck ill probably get it once i get there
after my internet is setup so about 2-3 weeks fomr now.. but im hopign
to see u in my chat room.. rmemeber its 100% free with this code im
gonna give u.. just DONT GIVE IT OUT OR ILL KICK U IN THE BALLS
INSTEAD OF LICK U IN THE BALLS WHEN IS EE U hahahahha...k babe im out
for now... chat ya soon.. kisses xoxo Adriana
FREE VIP BYPASS LINK ---> HTTP://CrazyAdrianaSexy.com
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