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There wasn't much to this one, it just had a funny title. It came to me courtesy of "Get BIGGER with Sample" at sinuscatalogue@elsevier.com. Which is an address you could actually probably get a sinus catalogue from if you replied to it, since Elsevier sells things like medical textbooks.

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Although, I must say that I think if you're making the ladies say 'ow' in bed, then you're probably more than adequate already.

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Today's spam made me laugh. Much like penis enlargement pills, anyone who knows me can tell you that I absolutely do not need anything that'll burn fat 'round the clock.

Anyway, this message came to me courtesy of "Doctor Nelson Newsletter" at Nelsonfb58a@jazmincalcarami.com.ar. Which, to their credit does actually include the name "Nelson". A quick search indicates that Jazmin Calcarami is a fairly legitimate make-up artist, so it's a little sad that someone is (I assume) using spoof email addresses from her site to send spam.

The one link in the message was to a numbered website in Russia, so it's not even worth including as something to avoid. Don't visit any numbered websites with Russian TLDs, kids.

The end of the email seems to be culled from various Wikipedia articles, some of which have been edited since the text was taken from them. In order, they are: Level-5, Buy My Love, Class action, Morning Musume, Carolyn Murphy, Brant Bjork & the Operators, Boston Police Department, Rachel McAdams, Giddha, File:Scale and sooty mold on a Eucalyptus tree.jpg, Rogerstone, Gallatin School of Individualized Study, Sir Charles Asgill, 2nd Baronet, Sampati, Republic of China presidential election, 2004, Hellboy II: The Golden Army, Ellada Eheis Talento (season 3), Felixstowe Beach railway station, and Kevin Knabjian. I'm not sure why certain spam messages contain things like that, since it certainly doesn't help them get past the filters.

To the message!:

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Governmental Organizations and activists, citing concerns of balance of powers and the importance of democratic law making. Risa Niigaki became subleader.
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Scale and sooty mold on a Eucalyptus tree.
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Oil prices starting to DROP

This message isn't particularly devious or anything like that because it's completely broken, but I wanted to share it with the world because I find it kinda funny.

First of all, the subject line has absolutely nothing to do with the content of the message(such as it is). Also, oil prices have been rising recently, not dropping.

Secondly, I was cc'd on the email, which I always find amusing.

Finally, the message came to me courtesy of Enlargement pils Free trial at dickmange@partenaire-entreprise.fr. Now, I don't know what dick mange is, but I can tell you right now that I don't want it. I sure hope it's not some guy's name. That would be unfortunate.

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