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Adriana wants to share with you on Facebook

Hey, it's Adriana again! I missed her.

The following message came to me with six separate subjects, from six separate email addresses, but with only five separate cell phone numbers. Also, all the messages claim to have come from Facebook, even though the last references Twitter in the subject. That's just laziness.

The phone numbers come from New York, Oklahoma, California, Texas, and Idaho and the screen names come from Yahoo Messenger, which apparently is still a thing.

The actual content of the message is standard erotic fare, but it could get a guy in trouble if his ladyfriend were to see it. Let that be a lesson to all of you: Never leave your email open on your computer.

How are you sexy?

Its me Adriana you remember me from Facebook? I saw your pictures today and you're CUTE!

Imagine me giving you a massage and later a blow job, you would love it. Wouldn’t you?

Get dirty with me Hun.


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Mobile Number: 212-202-0533
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For completeness' sake:

Adriana thinks you're cute
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Mobile Number: 918 550 5530
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Adriana left a message for you
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Mobile Number: 310-924-6494
YAHOO MESSENGER: teasesgevfun
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Adriana confirmed your Facebook friend request
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Mobile Number: 918-550-5530
YAHOO MESSENGER: jen2118jen
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Add Adriana on Twitter
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Mobile Number: 254-693-7370
YAHOO MESSENGER: beautiful4baby14
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Adriana wants to share her naughty message with you
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Mobile Number: 208 487 6030
YAHOO MESSENGER: hot9391chick
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It's a bit odd that one of Adriana's screen names is jen2118jen, but then she's an odd lady.

Hey! Can you text me please? Or hit me up on YH

Today's message comes courtesy of Facebook at the gibberish email address vjhcfhlj@wcwzfekbkhcrh.com, and it raises one important question: Do people actually still use Yahoo Messenger?

i saw your photo on facebook (yourecute!) I finally got my webcam working
again ... i'd like to get to know you a little better youre just my type :)
Can you text my cell phone today so I know youre real?? here is my
number (646) 439-7109 i'll be waiting!!! Or addme on yahoo messenger
to chat my screenname there is adrirenner i'm ussually online at home.

Talk Soon baby... i'm waiting

Aside from the fact that it's New York-based, I don't know much about the phone number, since I'm certainly not going to text it. If anyone out there is a braver (more foolish) person than I, they're welcome to try and get back to me.

I also have no idea what 'adrirenner' means. I'd add her/him/it on Yahoo Messenger, but I have no idea how to do that. I'm not even sure Yahoo Messenger still exists.

Important Notification

This one came to me courtesy of CIBC, which, strangely enough uses accountservice@th.com.py as its email address. Maybe they outsource their customer service to Paraguay. Or... maybe... it's a scam! Nah, gotta be the first one. The link used to lead to a site in Turkey, which is good, because it means the CIBC is doing well internationally.

Dear valued client,
Due to some security issues and to prevent unauthorized usage,
we decided to temporarily suspend your online account.
Click on the link below and fill the information required to
activate your account:
Activate your account
Thank you,
Mr. William Rolls,
Security Executive.

The English in this one is pretty good, so it might actually catch a few people. I never did get around to activating my account. Mostly because I don't have one.

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There wasn't much to this one, it just had a funny title. It came to me courtesy of "Get BIGGER with Sample" at sinuscatalogue@elsevier.com. Which is an address you could actually probably get a sinus catalogue from if you replied to it, since Elsevier sells things like medical textbooks.

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Although, I must say that I think if you're making the ladies say 'ow' in bed, then you're probably more than adequate already.

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Today's spam made me laugh. Much like penis enlargement pills, anyone who knows me can tell you that I absolutely do not need anything that'll burn fat 'round the clock.

Anyway, this message came to me courtesy of "Doctor Nelson Newsletter" at Nelsonfb58a@jazmincalcarami.com.ar. Which, to their credit does actually include the name "Nelson". A quick search indicates that Jazmin Calcarami is a fairly legitimate make-up artist, so it's a little sad that someone is (I assume) using spoof email addresses from her site to send spam.

The one link in the message was to a numbered website in Russia, so it's not even worth including as something to avoid. Don't visit any numbered websites with Russian TLDs, kids.

The end of the email seems to be culled from various Wikipedia articles, some of which have been edited since the text was taken from them. In order, they are: Level-5, Buy My Love, Class action, Morning Musume, Carolyn Murphy, Brant Bjork & the Operators, Boston Police Department, Rachel McAdams, Giddha, File:Scale and sooty mold on a Eucalyptus tree.jpg, Rogerstone, Gallatin School of Individualized Study, Sir Charles Asgill, 2nd Baronet, Sampati, Republic of China presidential election, 2004, Hellboy II: The Golden Army, Ellada Eheis Talento (season 3), Felixstowe Beach railway station, and Kevin Knabjian. I'm not sure why certain spam messages contain things like that, since it certainly doesn't help them get past the filters.

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This message isn't particularly devious or anything like that because it's completely broken, but I wanted to share it with the world because I find it kinda funny.

First of all, the subject line has absolutely nothing to do with the content of the message(such as it is). Also, oil prices have been rising recently, not dropping.

Secondly, I was cc'd on the email, which I always find amusing.

Finally, the message came to me courtesy of Enlargement pils Free trial at dickmange@partenaire-entreprise.fr. Now, I don't know what dick mange is, but I can tell you right now that I don't want it. I sure hope it's not some guy's name. That would be unfortunate.

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