On our website there are tens of beautiful girls, such as Connie.

Tens of beautiful girls! Tens!!! Can you believe it?!? This one came to me from norma@norma.hotei.org and it wasn't censored like it is below:

With a .xyz tld, how could this not be legit? Unfortunately, I wasn't able to find out who that particular woman really is, but I think it's safe to say she won't really have free relations with you, no matter how cool it may be. Also, her name's probably not Connie.

Your account is already in the limit of use, please update your account

Today's spam message comes from accounts-support@service.com. I know parents sometimes give their kids strange names, but that one seems a little far-fetched. Anyway, accounts-support@service.com uses azuretest@kepo.onmicrosoft.com as an email address because even if your name is ridiculously unique, you still can't get it at Gmail.

The email itself is purportedly from PayPal and lets me know that something strange has happened, and they need me to log in so they can unsure my account. Honestly, that's the only reason I posted it. It's not good or unique in any way (although it did make it past my spam filters), I just found it kinda funny that the email promises exactly what you'll get if you click the link and give them your account details. They're not even trying to trick you: If you log in, your account will be as unsure as unsure can be.

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Unusual Activity Detected On Your Account


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Case ID : PP-762-068-564.

Dear Customer,

we is constantly working to unsure security by regularly examining the accounts on your system.

We recently reviewed your account and we need more information to enable us to provide a secure service.

Altough we can not collect this information, access to sensitive account features remains limited.

We apologize for the inconvenience and hope to restore access to your account as soon as possible.

how do i regain access to my account ?


Please sign in and follow the procedure for the removal of restriction by clicking the link below.

Sign in


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� 2016 PayPal

As usual, I've stripped out the link, but for completeness sake, I'll let you know that it goes to securemyaccountactivity.ml which is based in Mali.

SMELL some fresh body of adorable Tobe G. 🚻

It's been a while, got I got a message today that deserved some recognition. It came to me (or rather to someone named Alejandro Gardel) from ljiakiyha@inetminas.com.br which I assume is a spoofed address and not the only Finnish person living in Brazil.

I really like the subject line. I've gotten a lot of sexy spam messages in my day, but I don't think any of them have ever asked me to "smell some fresh body". Also, at the end there's a symbol that I didn't know existed. If it's not rendering for you, it's the unicode restroom symbol. Unicode is strange, and mysterious.

The body of the message seems simple enough at first glance. It uses a lot of accents and it changes fonts a lot, but that's not too exciting. As always, I've removed the link, but in an interesting change, it more or less does go to where it says it does (tobehmb.newsexalert.ru to be precise). Here, take a look:

_____________________________________________________________________________________________She blinked at madison knew that. Please try to meet brian
°LℵQAdieuΒν⇒Osweet.ñvzkIt's m͇e,UCå4C7lOTobe .Easy to forget me like they. Even worse than that izzy.

SB58Maddie are still in those words

ÐΛYIĬÀOVn ų­sf7ó02oΘ8jÞu1vÐEnþ3òQdΔPYς gánqy0iIóoº«αÖuΛì′brqVjz i9pνp9qÃjrldMÔoP¬∃Òf‚ddoiÝ∧nJlv¹EØeVCf½ rûX÷vvqÓwiÐ≤YÈa©¬¨4 nÛRÇfTõc7adC¦∏cwR8fenpF8bºλ7uoqýb6oXïBýkÔùiD.XNêš vOw¼I2335 4Æ≅ËwwôÐ6aFUÏωsiIsg u4ß×eK02↑x1zLVcÄslViu0p6tiγℜpelsm5dø¦ç⊕!Ζ¨Ä3 NØMVYwPºfo7àfÏu∗¸4W'vQAprÛt78eñkQ6 ¸ÃM7c3fIKuK0ixt£7z2eõ0tX!Please try to remember that. Please god make sure everything.

›K8øĪr1HÓ ªZ∝9wb5ÿJa7·WõnD¥c®tUÀCU 6l2utZiS¨o0c6P xHÒ4sÙúXwh1n0Ka′TI0rMcA9eζHIL 9Ó8∼skτ9SoymτTmÖN¦xeVX7Œ Ξ÷¦Ûhωi±ËoQ©R℘tw¿uà hQs4p¾8K½hkQ«Úo4∨x∀tõ×Ûpo7¤»0s³¨WÁ œþz∑w3ÅDDiÐXΘHt366Th∅8οt V16≤y»0j5o¾óe∉uTÓhe,ÅÍ8C ¤ÆôHbÒr4Ma6t7JbaWMυe5bÊÒ!Darcy and ask if this. Abby and lizzie said taking the couch.

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ÚallSee madison from inside with what


xp÷8What that meant she said the bathroom
p2ß7ĆOυFplró0∂iÎnxÆc⊄²Τ‰ksèß1 ta4hbIm6ÙeT∞Þ1lc43Õlt−ßFo‹T⇐twÛ°Me I³dItÞÓKioh»fö 7ÎBivÖ79Φi¶aÔ5eÃa½²wXn92 4SOsmνU2ÉyïUom ozNv(K⌋67248TÑU)œ¤7∀ T⊥ù5pAQ59rB¬‘7is63⋅vÁιIËaßlW™t″cÁ0e†407 ÜZK7p§cbíh6⁄39o4m∇pt9Ìz3oº5B«s81ùC:Frowning terry said that led her sleep. Quiet voice came running from all right.


NewSexAlert.ru/?acc=Blann3
Felt so this part two girls.
Everything in love with him like.
Okay then back as close to worry.
Calm down on madison made no answer. That day to work and since. Sigh of course not until you sleep.
h1øWAnother sigh and so wonderful to leave. Lizzie said in her head.
To remember the back and abby.
Footsteps sounded like one thing about.

Ù0∀f(πjÀhÇih∇wlN­FÈi0³¹∑cØÐzΑkh¤CM bl4UUχ0zbNÍá1ªB»D0vLü8É2Ǫs70∈СºMR7Ǩ›k¥φ,«ΥÉc ð5K⊕tFïuths¹ÔÚeyç2Jnb÷eW ∂z1qĆÿ5∀8l9ξUbi6çNDch3LEk°¨6⊄ 87VÖlUsp←iÿ«5Lnõ1↓±k5∀0T ”5¬Wa©¦B3gç4U∋at¬K6iOqnªnV9á«,9rë½ 73∏÷Ǒ5⌈cBR0SωF 0ltOC0TVõo2rOjp§¢X5y4Y47 5õûya7¥eqn3fIßdÃSAa WêPiPkmA¸a8naMsHVA3tëTª2es7å6 4À−Õl¼x2Úiþ2V3nΑ4°nkPEÎp ÐGlLiSWØÀnza∠àt49²“o⌊4K5 C83«y8qLcoXh00uNpfwrK¼44 °ù⌋ob«4dWr³°ßXoUmKÒw⁄ë5Bs66‰heÆ7o¿rSÜYh)‚U4ϖ

nnï×Fear of paper and since. Sleep until he touched his thoughts about. Psalm terry heard the bathroom.

That doesn't seem all that special, does it. Big boobs, big butt, private photos... we've seen it all before. Well, look a bit closer. The spacing between the letters seems a bit wide, doesn't it? And why is there a gray background? I'll tell you why: It's because every single legible character is followed by a number of tiny, illegible characters. For instance, this is the complete text of what looks like "big boobs":b7j0Yi÷´üðgÎC5m H54öbUFx≅o6239oeF⊄Ab¶0≅RsàèXv You just can't trust big boobs on the internet. They're almost always fake.

Additionally, every line ends with a phrase that I thought was some mistranslated gibberish (such as "Calm down on madison made no answer. That day to work and since. Sigh of course not until you sleep."), but actually turned out to be slightly mangled phrases taken from Terry's Journey by Judith Bronte. You can read it here: http://judithbronte.com/terry/T_1.html

Even with all that effort, it still didn't make it past my spam filter. I don't know why anyone even bothers these days.

For completeness, here's the plain text of the message. Although it's mainly unreadable. Enjoy:

_____________________________________________________________________________________________She blinked at madison knew that. Please try to meet brian
°LℵQAdieuΒν⇒Osweet.ñvzkIt's m͇e,UCå4C7lOTobe .Easy to forget me like they. Even worse than that izzy.

SB58Maddie are still in those words


ÐΛYIĬÀOVn ų­sf7ó02oΘ8jÞu1vÐEnþ3òQdΔPYς gánqy0iIóoº«αÖuΛì′brqVjz i9pνp9qÃjrldMÔoP¬∃Òf‚ddoiÝ∧nJlv¹EØeVCf½ rûX÷vvqÓwiÐ≤YÈa©¬¨4 nÛRÇfTõc7adC¦∏cwR8fenpF8bºλ7uoqýb6oXïBýkÔùiD.XNêš vOw¼I2335 4Æ≅ËwwôÐ6aFUÏωsiIsg u4ß×eK02↑x1zLVcÄslViu0p6tiγℜpelsm5dø¦ç⊕!Ζ¨Ä3 NØMVYwPºfo7àfÏu∗¸4W'vQAprÛt78eñkQ6 ¸ÃM7c3fIKuK0ixt£7z2eõ0tX!Please try to remember that. Please god make sure everything.

›K8øĪr1HÓ ªZ∝9wb5ÿJa7·WõnD¥c®tUÀCU 6l2utZiS¨o0c6P xHÒ4sÙúXwh1n0Ka′TI0rMcA9eζHIL 9Ó8∼skτ9SoymτTmÖN¦xeVX7Œ Ξ÷¦Ûhωi±ËoQ©R℘tw¿uà hQs4p¾8K½hkQ«Úo4∨x∀tõ×Ûpo7¤»0s³¨WÁ œþz∑w3ÅDDiÐXΘHt366Th∅8οt V16≤y»0j5o¾óe∉uTÓhe,ÅÍ8C ¤ÆôHbÒr4Ma6t7JbaWMυe5bÊÒ!Darcy and ask if this. Abby and lizzie said taking the couch.

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ÚallSee madison from inside with what


xp÷8What that meant she said the bathroom
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NewSexAlert.ru/?acc=Blann3
Felt so this part two girls.
Everything in love with him like.
Okay then back as close to worry.
Calm down on madison made no answer. That day to work and since. Sigh of course not until you sleep.
h1øWAnother sigh and so wonderful to leave. Lizzie said in her head.
To remember the back and abby.
Footsteps sounded like one thing about.

Ù0∀f(πjÀhÇih∇wlN­FÈi0³¹∑cØÐzΑkh¤CM bl4UUχ0zbNÍá1ªB»D0vLü8É2Ǫs70∈СºMR7Ǩ›k¥φ,«ΥÉc ð5K⊕tFïuths¹ÔÚeyç2Jnb÷eW ∂z1qĆÿ5∀8l9ξUbi6çNDch3LEk°¨6⊄ 87VÖlUsp←iÿ«5Lnõ1↓±k5∀0T ”5¬Wa©¦B3gç4U∋at¬K6iOqnªnV9á«,9rë½ 73∏÷Ǒ5⌈cBR0SωF 0ltOC0TVõo2rOjp§¢X5y4Y47 5õûya7¥eqn3fIßdÃSAa WêPiPkmA¸a8naMsHVA3tëTª2es7å6 4À−Õl¼x2Úiþ2V3nΑ4°nkPEÎp ÐGlLiSWØÀnza∠àt49²“o⌊4K5 C83«y8qLcoXh00uNpfwrK¼44 °ù⌋ob«4dWr³°ßXoUmKÒw⁄ë5Bs66‰heÆ7o¿rSÜYh)‚U4ϖ

nnï×Fear of paper and since. Sleep until he touched his thoughts about. Psalm terry heard the bathroom.

iHere You Can PurchaseExclusivezMedicaments

This one comes courtesy of "George" at hard@g-net.co.uk. It's not very long, but I really like the subject. Medicament is actually a real word that means medicine or remedy, but I'll be damned if I've ever seen anyone use it before.

As always, don't visit the link. Unless you want some top quality somethings... probably not drugs, but maybe.

qHere You Can Purchase hPharma :-)
http://rgroup-spb.ru/modules/inheritances.php

Adriana wants to share with you on Facebook

Hey, it's Adriana again! I missed her.

The following message came to me with six separate subjects, from six separate email addresses, but with only five separate cell phone numbers. Also, all the messages claim to have come from Facebook, even though the last references Twitter in the subject. That's just laziness.

The phone numbers come from New York, Oklahoma, California, Texas, and Idaho and the screen names come from Yahoo Messenger, which apparently is still a thing.

The actual content of the message is standard erotic fare, but it could get a guy in trouble if his ladyfriend were to see it. Let that be a lesson to all of you: Never leave your email open on your computer.

How are you sexy?

Its me Adriana you remember me from Facebook? I saw your pictures today and you're CUTE!

Imagine me giving you a massage and later a blow job, you would love it. Wouldn’t you?

Get dirty with me Hun.


xoxo
Adriana
My Naughty Pictures: localmeetupcamlist
Mobile Number: 212-202-0533
YAHOO MESSENGER: adri88stunning

lrgmcoxcu@roqjtroobjdqj.com

For completeness' sake:

Adriana thinks you're cute
My Naughty Pictures: BARFORADULTSONLINE
Mobile Number: 918 550 5530
YAHOO MESSENGER: naked7487thing
lonsoghfabe@saeqmsjubc.com

Adriana left a message for you
My Naughty Pictures: platinumcamworld
Mobile Number: 310-924-6494
YAHOO MESSENGER: teasesgevfun
cpqrhprknw@ivtlvynoxce.com

Adriana confirmed your Facebook friend request
My Naughty Pictures: CAMSESSIONCONNECT
Mobile Number: 918-550-5530
YAHOO MESSENGER: jen2118jen
tacduqeshjl@jvcykxhcne.com

Add Adriana on Twitter
My Naughty Pictures: CAMCONNECTONLINE
Mobile Number: 254-693-7370
YAHOO MESSENGER: beautiful4baby14
sinhvekgz@nybvjlbsdiol.com

Adriana wants to share her naughty message with you
My Naughty Pictures: LOCALSKYPEPROFILE
Mobile Number: 208 487 6030
YAHOO MESSENGER: hot9391chick
wqybqjhnee@bbbdgvwxucmx.com

It's a bit odd that one of Adriana's screen names is jen2118jen, but then she's an odd lady.

Hey! Can you text me please? Or hit me up on YH

Today's message comes courtesy of Facebook at the gibberish email address vjhcfhlj@wcwzfekbkhcrh.com, and it raises one important question: Do people actually still use Yahoo Messenger?

i saw your photo on facebook (yourecute!) I finally got my webcam working
again ... i'd like to get to know you a little better youre just my type :)
Can you text my cell phone today so I know youre real?? here is my
number (646) 439-7109 i'll be waiting!!! Or addme on yahoo messenger
to chat my screenname there is adrirenner i'm ussually online at home.

Talk Soon baby... i'm waiting

Aside from the fact that it's New York-based, I don't know much about the phone number, since I'm certainly not going to text it. If anyone out there is a braver (more foolish) person than I, they're welcome to try and get back to me.

I also have no idea what 'adrirenner' means. I'd add her/him/it on Yahoo Messenger, but I have no idea how to do that. I'm not even sure Yahoo Messenger still exists.

Important Notification

This one came to me courtesy of CIBC, which, strangely enough uses accountservice@th.com.py as its email address. Maybe they outsource their customer service to Paraguay. Or... maybe... it's a scam! Nah, gotta be the first one. The link used to lead to a site in Turkey, which is good, because it means the CIBC is doing well internationally.

Dear valued client,
Due to some security issues and to prevent unauthorized usage,
we decided to temporarily suspend your online account.
Click on the link below and fill the information required to
activate your account:
Activate your account
Thank you,
Mr. William Rolls,
Security Executive.

The English in this one is pretty good, so it might actually catch a few people. I never did get around to activating my account. Mostly because I don't have one.