It's been a while, got I got a message today that deserved some recognition. It came to me (or rather to someone named Alejandro Gardel) from ljiakiyha@inetminas.com.br which I assume is a spoofed address and not the only Finnish person living in Brazil.
I really like the subject line. I've gotten a lot of sexy spam messages in my day, but I don't think any of them have ever asked me to "smell some fresh body". Also, at the end there's a symbol that I didn't know existed. If it's not rendering for you, it's the unicode restroom symbol. Unicode is strange, and mysterious.
The body of the message seems simple enough at first glance. It uses a lot of accents and it changes fonts a lot, but that's not too exciting. As always, I've removed the link, but in an interesting change, it more or less does go to where it says it does (tobehmb.newsexalert.ru to be precise). Here, take a look:
_____________________________________________________________________________________________She blinked at madison knew that. Please try to meet brian
°LℵQAdieuΒν⇒Osweet.ñvzkIt's m͇e,UCå4C7lOTobe .Easy to forget me like they. Even worse than that izzy.
SB58Maddie are still in those words
ÐΛYIĬÀOVn ųsf7ó02oΘ8jÞu1vÐEnþ3òQdΔPYς gánqy0iIóoº«αÖuΛì′brqVjz i9pνp9qÃjrldMÔoP¬∃Òf‚ddoiÝ∧nJlv¹EØeVCf½ rûX÷vvqÓwiÐ≤YÈa©¬¨4 nÛRÇfTõc7adC¦∏cwR8fenpF8bºλ7uoqýb6oXïBýkÔùiD.XNêš vOw¼I2335 4Æ≅ËwwôÐ6aFUÏωsiIsg u4ß×eK02↑x1zLVcÄslViu0p6tiγℜpelsm5dø¦ç⊕!Ζ¨Ä3 NØMVYwPºfo7àfÏu∗¸4W'vQAprÛt78eñkQ6 ¸ÃM7c3fIKuK0ixt£7z2eõ0tX!Please try to remember that. Please god make sure everything.
›K8øĪr1HÓ ªZ∝9wb5ÿJa7·WõnD¥c®tUÀCU 6l2utZiS¨o0c6P xHÒ4sÙúXwh1n0Ka′TI0rMcA9eζHIL 9Ó8∼skτ9SoymτTmÖN¦xeVX7Œ Ξ÷¦Ûhωi±ËoQ©R℘tw¿uà hQs4p¾8K½hkQ«Úo4∨x∀tõ×Ûpo7¤»0s³¨WÁ œþz∑w3ÅDDiÐXΘHt366Th∅8οt V16≤y»0j5o¾óe∉uTÓhe,ÅÍ8C ¤ÆôHbÒr4Ma6t7JbaWMυe5bÊÒ!Darcy and ask if this. Abby and lizzie said taking the couch.
y9¬↵GëWpco¸S4htd1¨8 0WQ1b7j0Yi÷´üðgÎC5m H54öbUFx≅o6239oeF⊄Ab¶0≅RsàèXv,⇐d11 §2xjaz·≡Mn7jxKd⌊ô7D hhica÷1Vö ÿSªobåù∏GiÛDÜ7gè»Q0 ZtKÄbJH¶xuV5A3tMÎ0"tfcð2...§9A∂ ñ8¬Qab7«ÁnR¸CedµT4U F42dk5±COnM87ςoG²í5wrβM» 0ÓdGhr21Ko°νYpw˜£LR ∝Ã9″tånëÛoËE4χ wHwÉuQ31Mslo˜aeB¿¼0 87JTtOâÓÌh∧üp¨eXÓ7Þm≈1vi 7ñ9κ:xŒ¥â)Lunch and prayed for himself in this.
ÚallSee madison from inside with what
xp÷8What that meant she said the bathroom
p2ß7ĆOυFplró0∂iÎnxÆc⊄²Τ‰ksèß1 ta4hbIm6ÙeT∞Þ1lc43Õlt−ßFo‹T⇐twÛ°Me I³dItÞÓKioh»fö 7ÎBivÖ79Φi¶aÔ5eÃa½²wXn92 4SOsmνU2ÉyïUom ozNv(K⌋67248TÑU)œ¤7∀ T⊥ù5pAQ59rB¬‘7is63⋅vÁιIËaßlW™t″cÁ0e†407 ÜZK7p§cbíh6⁄39o4m∇pt9Ìz3oº5B«s81ùC:Frowning terry said that led her sleep. Quiet voice came running from all right.
NewSexAlert.ru/?acc=Blann3
Felt so this part two girls.
Everything in love with him like.
Okay then back as close to worry.
Calm down on madison made no answer. That day to work and since. Sigh of course not until you sleep.
h1øWAnother sigh and so wonderful to leave. Lizzie said in her head.
To remember the back and abby.
Footsteps sounded like one thing about.
Ù0∀f(πjÀhÇih∇wlNFÈi0³¹∑cØÐzΑkh¤CM bl4UUχ0zbNÍá1ªB»D0vLü8É2Ǫs70∈СºMR7Ǩ›k¥φ,«ΥÉc ð5K⊕tFïuths¹ÔÚeyç2Jnb÷eW ∂z1qĆÿ5∀8l9ξUbi6çNDch3LEk°¨6⊄ 87VÖlUsp←iÿ«5Lnõ1↓±k5∀0T ”5¬Wa©¦B3gç4U∋at¬K6iOqnªnV9á«,9rë½ 73∏÷Ǒ5⌈cBR0SωF 0ltOC0TVõo2rOjp§¢X5y4Y47 5õûya7¥eqn3fIßdÃSAa WêPiPkmA¸a8naMsHVA3tëTª2es7å6 4À−Õl¼x2Úiþ2V3nΑ4°nkPEÎp ÐGlLiSWØÀnza∠àt49²“o⌊4K5 C83«y8qLcoXh00uNpfwrK¼44 °ù⌋ob«4dWr³°ßXoUmKÒw⁄ë5Bs66‰heÆ7o¿rSÜYh)‚U4ϖ
nnï×Fear of paper and since. Sleep until he touched his thoughts about. Psalm terry heard the bathroom.
That doesn't seem all that special, does it. Big boobs, big butt, private photos... we've seen it all before. Well, look a bit closer. The spacing between the letters seems a bit wide, doesn't it? And why is there a gray background? I'll tell you why: It's because every single legible character is followed by a number of tiny, illegible characters. For instance, this is the complete text of what looks like "big boobs":b7j0Yi÷´üðgÎC5m H54öbUFx≅o6239oeF⊄Ab¶0≅RsàèXv You just can't trust big boobs on the internet. They're almost always fake.
Additionally, every line ends with a phrase that I thought was some mistranslated gibberish (such as "Calm down on madison made no answer. That day to work and since. Sigh of course not until you sleep."), but actually turned out to be slightly mangled phrases taken from Terry's Journey by Judith Bronte. You can read it here:
http://judithbronte.com/terry/T_1.html
Even with all that effort, it still didn't make it past my spam filter. I don't know why anyone even bothers these days.
For completeness, here's the plain text of the message. Although it's mainly unreadable. Enjoy:
_____________________________________________________________________________________________She blinked at madison knew that. Please try to meet brian
°LℵQAdieuΒν⇒Osweet.ñvzkIt's m͇e,UCå4C7lOTobe .Easy to forget me like they. Even worse than that izzy.
SB58Maddie are still in those words
ÐΛYIĬÀOVn ųsf7ó02oΘ8jÞu1vÐEnþ3òQdΔPYς gánqy0iIóoº«αÖuΛì′brqVjz i9pνp9qÃjrldMÔoP¬∃Òf‚ddoiÝ∧nJlv¹EØeVCf½ rûX÷vvqÓwiÐ≤YÈa©¬¨4 nÛRÇfTõc7adC¦∏cwR8fenpF8bºλ7uoqýb6oXïBýkÔùiD.XNêš vOw¼I2335 4Æ≅ËwwôÐ6aFUÏωsiIsg u4ß×eK02↑x1zLVcÄslViu0p6tiγℜpelsm5dø¦ç⊕!Ζ¨Ä3 NØMVYwPºfo7àfÏu∗¸4W'vQAprÛt78eñkQ6 ¸ÃM7c3fIKuK0ixt£7z2eõ0tX!Please try to remember that. Please god make sure everything.
›K8øĪr1HÓ ªZ∝9wb5ÿJa7·WõnD¥c®tUÀCU 6l2utZiS¨o0c6P xHÒ4sÙúXwh1n0Ka′TI0rMcA9eζHIL 9Ó8∼skτ9SoymτTmÖN¦xeVX7Œ Ξ÷¦Ûhωi±ËoQ©R℘tw¿uà hQs4p¾8K½hkQ«Úo4∨x∀tõ×Ûpo7¤»0s³¨WÁ œþz∑w3ÅDDiÐXΘHt366Th∅8οt V16≤y»0j5o¾óe∉uTÓhe,ÅÍ8C ¤ÆôHbÒr4Ma6t7JbaWMυe5bÊÒ!Darcy and ask if this. Abby and lizzie said taking the couch.
y9¬↵GëWpco¸S4htd1¨8 0WQ1b7j0Yi÷´üðgÎC5m H54öbUFx≅o6239oeF⊄Ab¶0≅RsàèXv,⇐d11 §2xjaz·≡Mn7jxKd⌊ô7D hhica÷1Vö ÿSªobåù∏GiÛDÜ7gè»Q0 ZtKÄbJH¶xuV5A3tMÎ0"tfcð2...§9A∂ ñ8¬Qab7«ÁnR¸CedµT4U F42dk5±COnM87ςoG²í5wrβM» 0ÓdGhr21Ko°νYpw˜£LR ∝Ã9″tånëÛoËE4χ wHwÉuQ31Mslo˜aeB¿¼0 87JTtOâÓÌh∧üp¨eXÓ7Þm≈1vi 7ñ9κ:xŒ¥â)Lunch and prayed for himself in this.
ÚallSee madison from inside with what
xp÷8What that meant she said the bathroom
p2ß7ĆOυFplró0∂iÎnxÆc⊄²Τ‰ksèß1 ta4hbIm6ÙeT∞Þ1lc43Õlt−ßFo‹T⇐twÛ°Me I³dItÞÓKioh»fö 7ÎBivÖ79Φi¶aÔ5eÃa½²wXn92 4SOsmνU2ÉyïUom ozNv(K⌋67248TÑU)œ¤7∀ T⊥ù5pAQ59rB¬‘7is63⋅vÁιIËaßlW™t″cÁ0e†407 ÜZK7p§cbíh6⁄39o4m∇pt9Ìz3oº5B«s81ùC:Frowning terry said that led her sleep. Quiet voice came running from all right.
NewSexAlert.ru/?acc=Blann3
Felt so this part two girls.
Everything in love with him like.
Okay then back as close to worry.
Calm down on madison made no answer. That day to work and since. Sigh of course not until you sleep.
h1øWAnother sigh and so wonderful to leave. Lizzie said in her head.
To remember the back and abby.
Footsteps sounded like one thing about.
Ù0∀f(πjÀhÇih∇wlNFÈi0³¹∑cØÐzΑkh¤CM bl4UUχ0zbNÍá1ªB»D0vLü8É2Ǫs70∈СºMR7Ǩ›k¥φ,«ΥÉc ð5K⊕tFïuths¹ÔÚeyç2Jnb÷eW ∂z1qĆÿ5∀8l9ξUbi6çNDch3LEk°¨6⊄ 87VÖlUsp←iÿ«5Lnõ1↓±k5∀0T ”5¬Wa©¦B3gç4U∋at¬K6iOqnªnV9á«,9rë½ 73∏÷Ǒ5⌈cBR0SωF 0ltOC0TVõo2rOjp§¢X5y4Y47 5õûya7¥eqn3fIßdÃSAa WêPiPkmA¸a8naMsHVA3tëTª2es7å6 4À−Õl¼x2Úiþ2V3nΑ4°nkPEÎp ÐGlLiSWØÀnza∠àt49²“o⌊4K5 C83«y8qLcoXh00uNpfwrK¼44 °ù⌋ob«4dWr³°ßXoUmKÒw⁄ë5Bs66‰heÆ7o¿rSÜYh)‚U4ϖ
nnï×Fear of paper and since. Sleep until he touched his thoughts about. Psalm terry heard the bathroom.
