Friday, September 27, 2013

Butts that look awesome

There wasn't much to this one, it just had a funny title. It came to me courtesy of "Get BIGGER with Sample" at sinuscatalogue@elsevier.com. Which is an address you could actually probably get a sinus catalogue from if you replied to it, since Elsevier sells things like medical textbooks.
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Although, I must say that I think if you're making the ladies say 'ow' in bed, then you're probably more than adequate already.

Monday, September 16, 2013

You need a brand new product that burns fat round the clock

Today's spam made me laugh. Much like penis enlargement pills, anyone who knows me can tell you that I absolutely do not need anything that'll burn fat 'round the clock.

Anyway, this message came to me courtesy of "Doctor Nelson Newsletter" at Nelsonfb58a@jazmincalcarami.com.ar. Which, to their credit does actually include the name "Nelson". A quick search indicates that Jazmin Calcarami is a fairly legitimate make-up artist, so it's a little sad that someone is (I assume) using spoof email addresses from her site to send spam.

The one link in the message was to a numbered website in Russia, so it's not even worth including as something to avoid. Don't visit any numbered websites with Russian TLDs, kids.

The end of the email seems to be culled from various Wikipedia articles, some of which have been edited since the text was taken from them. In order, they are: Level-5, Buy My Love, Class action, Morning Musume, Carolyn Murphy, Brant Bjork & the Operators, Boston Police Department, Rachel McAdams, Giddha, File:Scale and sooty mold on a Eucalyptus tree.jpg, Rogerstone, Gallatin School of Individualized Study, Sir Charles Asgill, 2nd Baronet, Sampati, Republic of China presidential election, 2004, Hellboy II: The Golden Army, Ellada Eheis Talento (season 3), Felixstowe Beach railway station, and Kevin Knabjian. I'm not sure why certain spam messages contain things like that, since it certainly doesn't help them get past the filters.

To the message!:

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Professor Layton, Professor Layton is also set to have his fifth outing on the 3DS as well.
Buy My Love cover.
Governmental Organizations and activists, citing concerns of balance of powers and the importance of democratic law making. Risa Niigaki became subleader.
In 2001, Estee Lauder signed Murphy to an exclusive contract. Brant singing, and playing most instruments. Fictional portrayals of the BPD.
McAdams starred in three films in 2005. Giddha is usually danced in harmony, swinging and twisting the body, shaking the shoulders while bending knees and clapping.
Scale and sooty mold on a Eucalyptus tree.
Criddle's garage on the lower section of Tregwilym Road. NYU Gallatin Bwy Washtn sunny jeh. I was in Command during the Rebellion which broke out in the City in July 1803. My name is Sampati.
Blue Coalition held 24 rallies across Taiwan. He is the master goblin smith who forged the Golden Army.
The application process took place throughout January and February 2010. Felixstowe Beach station on 1946 O.
MMA when he was in his freshman year of college.

Friday, September 6, 2013

Oil prices starting to DROP

This message isn't particularly devious or anything like that because it's completely broken, but I wanted to share it with the world because I find it kinda funny.

First of all, the subject line has absolutely nothing to do with the content of the message(such as it is). Also, oil prices have been rising recently, not dropping.

Secondly, I was cc'd on the email, which I always find amusing.

Finally, the message came to me courtesy of Enlargement pils Free trial at dickmange@partenaire-entreprise.fr. Now, I don't know what dick mange is, but I can tell you right now that I don't want it. I sure hope it's not some guy's name. That would be unfortunate.

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