Monday, April 29, 2013

FREE LIFETIME PASS TO SEX WHENEVER YOU WANT - NEVER CockBlocked

While it would be nice to have a free pass to sex whenever I want, I don't think this message comes from a particularly trustworthy source. I mean, would you trust a man named 'Never Cockblocked' who sends you messages from such ludicrous email addresses as sjplndt@xlitwmhid.com and warpqfme@vstetqnjt.com?

I've gotten this one with two different links, both to Russian domains: datingvale.ru and datingvafi.ru. I wouldn't recommend clicking either one.


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(Click Unblock, OR Copy and Paste Link into your Browser)

Friday, April 26, 2013

You have a new message in your inbox -LinkedIn Manager

No, spammers, I do not have a new message in my inbox. I don't even use LinkedIn on a regular basis, so I doubt I'll ever get a message there. Does LinkedIn even have a messaging system? I don't know. Probably.

The html to this was broken, so I had to fix it when I pasted it into Blogger. That's a bit annoying. If you're going to the trouble of sending out spam, you should at least make sure it's not buggy before you send it.

The links go to a site that ends with ~artwan/mosque.html, which may or may not mean anything. Once again, I suggest that you absolutely do not click them if you get this email. I've stripped out the domains, so the links below go nowhere.


LinkedIn

LinkedIn Manager sent you a message

Date: 4/25/2013

Subject: You have a new message in your inbox



http://www.linkedin.com/?folder=Inbox&viewMsg=641cad8592&userid=5452




Don't want to receive e-mail notifications? Adjust your message settings.


This email was intended for © 2013, LinkedIn Corporation. 2029 Stierlin Ct. Mountain View, CA 94043, USA

Monday, April 22, 2013

Anne Hathaway Did It


This is one that I've been getting a lot of lately, but it doesn't seem to be well-formed. The html is broken and the links seem fairly random. I've also gotten this one under the titles "Who lost weight? Pamela Anderson", "No workout, lose weight", "Jessica Alba find out how", and "FWD: important" Again, don't visit the links, as no good can come of it.

From: destabilizehackberry@alobrasil.net
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From: rosebudcyanic@rollingstoneauthentic.com

Who lost weight? Pamela Anderson
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From: swapblackmail@megamillions.com

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From: precedeperchance@bbtrumpet.com

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From: laosmaze@latimes.com

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Wednesday, April 17, 2013

PERMANENTLY ADD 2-4 INCHES TO YOUR MANHOOD - Size-Matters

I don't get a lot of penis-enlargement spam these days, however I seem to get this particular message three or four times per day. Blocking it would be simple, but what if I want to enlarge my penis in the future? It's not a particularly long message, but I like that almost all of the spelling is correct, and the url it uses is sort of funny.

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http://www.longbig.ru.com

(CAN'T CLICK THE LINK?? SIMPLY COPY AND PASTE LINK INTO BROWSER AND HIT ENTER)

Thursday, April 11, 2013

Hey You! - Adriana

Worry not, women who check your husband/boyfriend's email. This is merely a bit of spam trying to get your man to foolishly check out some non-existent sexy photos.

Maybe Adriana (or someone who called herself Adriana on the internet) really existed at one point, but I certainly shan't be opening the link at the bottom.

A lot of work went into this message, but it's just way too long. I can't imagine that anyone ever reads the whole thing. But here it all is, for your enjoyment:


BABE... i guess your not getting any of my email huh? ive been
tryign to email u so many times but this dam laptop is such a piece of
garbage and keeps freezing.. anyways how u been?

In case u dont know who this is its ME Adriana.. we used to chat a bit on facebook and then
I think u deleted me :( haha.. anyways guess what... I got 2 things to
tell u.. both good news.. 1) im single now.. yup me and my bf broke up
about 3 months ago... and 2) guess where im moving? RIGHT EFFING NEAR
U.. lol... ur actually the only person im gonna know there.. well 3
cousins too but i cant chill with them lol..


I remember when we chatted u told me u thought i was cute and u wanted to chill so now we finally
can HAHA! im kinda scared to move.. im hoping this email addy is still
the one you use and u can chat with me ebfore i get there.. maybe even
help me move my shit in...are u still on facebook? i cudnt find ui was
soo confused...anyways im gonna need someone to show me the town and
take me out so u better be around bebe...


we only chatted a couple times but i remember thinking to myself i wanted to get ot know u
better when i was single..a nd i thoguth u were cute too but cudnt
tell u cause i wasnt single lol...ok so more info about me.. well im
23.. virgo.. love the outdoors and love to socialize, go out for
drinks, restaurants, movies etc.. travel.. i have a lil kitty named
BOO and i luv her to death... uhhh oh im a super horny gurl too but
every gurl is they just wont admit it. so ilove watching p0rn and all
that.. love sex etc blah blah blah...who doesnt..

I really hope we get a chance to chat for a bit either online or on the fone before i get
there enxt week.. i hope u remmeber me and still wanna chill and arent
married yet lol.. OH YA also.. i need to find a job when i get there..

do u have any hookups or know anybody hiring? id LOVE to work in a bar
or osmehting like that...really anythgin cause my current job is fun
and all.. and technically i CUD keep doign it but i want a change.. i
currently work from home and well thats cool but i need ot be out
meeting people.. oh wait. i dont think i ever actually told u what i
did? hmm shud i......???? ok WELLLL... and dont get all weirded out
on me.. i work on a webcam chat community site and i get paid to chat
with people and get naked HHAHA... BOMB right :)? I KNOW.. like i
figure iim horny anyways why not get paid to chat with people and play
with myself heheh...anyways i hope u dont look down on that and NO
THATS NOT WHY IM CONTACTING U RELAX URSELF lol... i actually need help
once i move and i remembered u live there so im reaching out....like i
said before this computer is a complete piece of CRAP and freezes NON
STOP.. ive tried ot send this email to u maybe 3 times already and im
hopign this time i can hit SEND before i run into trouble lol..

ANYWAYS.. heres the deal....every month natalie (my boss) gives each
of us 3 VIP codes to give out to whoever we want.. so with this code u
can lgoin to watch me at work for free and dont have to pay like
everyone else... the only way i can give u one of the codes (so we can
chat) is if you absolutey DO NOT give it out to anyone else and u ONLY
USE IT FOR URSELF... i only get 3 a month and she gets pissed if more
than 3 people use them so DONT SHARE IT MISTER... i figured u cud
always email me back instead but my email account doesnt even let me
login half the time.. so the bets palce ot chat me is my chat room...

if theres anyone else logged in when u sign in ill boot them out.. but
remember DONT SHARE THIS PASSWORD PLEASE BABE IM BEGGING U.. I TRUST
U... im online most of the day now to try and save money for my move..
also since im in such a huge debt already form my student loan :( I
really thingk we need to chat before i get there and make sure u evern
remember me hahha.. anyways ive rambled on and on now and ur probably
soooo annnoyed with me so ill stop now.. im gonna go start work.. i
really hope u come chat me. it wud make my day and releive a lot of my
stress about the move... REALLY i mean that....anyways once i see u in
insdie ill shoot u myc ell number and u can gimme yours.. if u dont

wanna come chat i understand but its really the only palce to find me
now days.. if u email me abck ill probably get it once i get there
after my internet is setup so about 2-3 weeks fomr now.. but im hopign
to see u in my chat room.. rmemeber its 100% free with this code im
gonna give u.. just DONT GIVE IT OUT OR ILL KICK U IN THE BALLS
INSTEAD OF LICK U IN THE BALLS WHEN IS EE U hahahahha...k babe im out
for now... chat ya soon.. kisses xoxo Adriana

FREE VIP BYPASS LINK ---> HTTP://CrazyAdrianaSexy.com