On our website there are tens of beautiful girls, such as Connie.

Tens of beautiful girls! Tens!!! Can you believe it?!? This one came to me from norma@norma.hotei.org and it wasn't censored like it is below:

With a .xyz tld, how could this not be legit? Unfortunately, I wasn't able to find out who that particular woman really is, but I think it's safe to say she won't really have free relations with you, no matter how cool it may be. Also, her name's probably not Connie.

Your account is already in the limit of use, please update your account

Today's spam message comes from accounts-support@service.com. I know parents sometimes give their kids strange names, but that one seems a little far-fetched. Anyway, accounts-support@service.com uses azuretest@kepo.onmicrosoft.com as an email address because even if your name is ridiculously unique, you still can't get it at Gmail.

The email itself is purportedly from PayPal and lets me know that something strange has happened, and they need me to log in so they can unsure my account. Honestly, that's the only reason I posted it. It's not good or unique in any way (although it did make it past my spam filters), I just found it kinda funny that the email promises exactly what you'll get if you click the link and give them your account details. They're not even trying to trick you: If you log in, your account will be as unsure as unsure can be.

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Unusual Activity Detected On Your Account


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Case ID : PP-762-068-564.

Dear Customer,

we is constantly working to unsure security by regularly examining the accounts on your system.

We recently reviewed your account and we need more information to enable us to provide a secure service.

Altough we can not collect this information, access to sensitive account features remains limited.

We apologize for the inconvenience and hope to restore access to your account as soon as possible.

how do i regain access to my account ?


Please sign in and follow the procedure for the removal of restriction by clicking the link below.

Sign in


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� 2016 PayPal

As usual, I've stripped out the link, but for completeness sake, I'll let you know that it goes to securemyaccountactivity.ml which is based in Mali.

SMELL some fresh body of adorable Tobe G. 🚻

It's been a while, got I got a message today that deserved some recognition. It came to me (or rather to someone named Alejandro Gardel) from ljiakiyha@inetminas.com.br which I assume is a spoofed address and not the only Finnish person living in Brazil.

I really like the subject line. I've gotten a lot of sexy spam messages in my day, but I don't think any of them have ever asked me to "smell some fresh body". Also, at the end there's a symbol that I didn't know existed. If it's not rendering for you, it's the unicode restroom symbol. Unicode is strange, and mysterious.

The body of the message seems simple enough at first glance. It uses a lot of accents and it changes fonts a lot, but that's not too exciting. As always, I've removed the link, but in an interesting change, it more or less does go to where it says it does (tobehmb.newsexalert.ru to be precise). Here, take a look:

_____________________________________________________________________________________________She blinked at madison knew that. Please try to meet brian
°LℵQAdieuΒν⇒Osweet.ñvzkIt's m͇e,UCå4C7lOTobe .Easy to forget me like they. Even worse than that izzy.

SB58Maddie are still in those words

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›K8øĪr1HÓ ªZ∝9wb5ÿJa7·WõnD¥c®tUÀCU 6l2utZiS¨o0c6P xHÒ4sÙúXwh1n0Ka′TI0rMcA9eζHIL 9Ó8∼skτ9SoymτTmÖN¦xeVX7Œ Ξ÷¦Ûhωi±ËoQ©R℘tw¿uà hQs4p¾8K½hkQ«Úo4∨x∀tõ×Ûpo7¤»0s³¨WÁ œþz∑w3ÅDDiÐXΘHt366Th∅8οt V16≤y»0j5o¾óe∉uTÓhe,ÅÍ8C ¤ÆôHbÒr4Ma6t7JbaWMυe5bÊÒ!Darcy and ask if this. Abby and lizzie said taking the couch.

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ÚallSee madison from inside with what


xp÷8What that meant she said the bathroom
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NewSexAlert.ru/?acc=Blann3
Felt so this part two girls.
Everything in love with him like.
Okay then back as close to worry.
Calm down on madison made no answer. That day to work and since. Sigh of course not until you sleep.
h1øWAnother sigh and so wonderful to leave. Lizzie said in her head.
To remember the back and abby.
Footsteps sounded like one thing about.

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nnï×Fear of paper and since. Sleep until he touched his thoughts about. Psalm terry heard the bathroom.

That doesn't seem all that special, does it. Big boobs, big butt, private photos... we've seen it all before. Well, look a bit closer. The spacing between the letters seems a bit wide, doesn't it? And why is there a gray background? I'll tell you why: It's because every single legible character is followed by a number of tiny, illegible characters. For instance, this is the complete text of what looks like "big boobs":b7j0Yi÷´üðgÎC5m H54öbUFx≅o6239oeF⊄Ab¶0≅RsàèXv You just can't trust big boobs on the internet. They're almost always fake.

Additionally, every line ends with a phrase that I thought was some mistranslated gibberish (such as "Calm down on madison made no answer. That day to work and since. Sigh of course not until you sleep."), but actually turned out to be slightly mangled phrases taken from Terry's Journey by Judith Bronte. You can read it here: http://judithbronte.com/terry/T_1.html

Even with all that effort, it still didn't make it past my spam filter. I don't know why anyone even bothers these days.

For completeness, here's the plain text of the message. Although it's mainly unreadable. Enjoy:

_____________________________________________________________________________________________She blinked at madison knew that. Please try to meet brian
°LℵQAdieuΒν⇒Osweet.ñvzkIt's m͇e,UCå4C7lOTobe .Easy to forget me like they. Even worse than that izzy.

SB58Maddie are still in those words


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›K8øĪr1HÓ ªZ∝9wb5ÿJa7·WõnD¥c®tUÀCU 6l2utZiS¨o0c6P xHÒ4sÙúXwh1n0Ka′TI0rMcA9eζHIL 9Ó8∼skτ9SoymτTmÖN¦xeVX7Œ Ξ÷¦Ûhωi±ËoQ©R℘tw¿uà hQs4p¾8K½hkQ«Úo4∨x∀tõ×Ûpo7¤»0s³¨WÁ œþz∑w3ÅDDiÐXΘHt366Th∅8οt V16≤y»0j5o¾óe∉uTÓhe,ÅÍ8C ¤ÆôHbÒr4Ma6t7JbaWMυe5bÊÒ!Darcy and ask if this. Abby and lizzie said taking the couch.

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xp÷8What that meant she said the bathroom
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NewSexAlert.ru/?acc=Blann3
Felt so this part two girls.
Everything in love with him like.
Okay then back as close to worry.
Calm down on madison made no answer. That day to work and since. Sigh of course not until you sleep.
h1øWAnother sigh and so wonderful to leave. Lizzie said in her head.
To remember the back and abby.
Footsteps sounded like one thing about.

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nnï×Fear of paper and since. Sleep until he touched his thoughts about. Psalm terry heard the bathroom.

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This one comes courtesy of "George" at hard@g-net.co.uk. It's not very long, but I really like the subject. Medicament is actually a real word that means medicine or remedy, but I'll be damned if I've ever seen anyone use it before.

As always, don't visit the link. Unless you want some top quality somethings... probably not drugs, but maybe.

qHere You Can Purchase hPharma :-)
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Adriana wants to share with you on Facebook

Hey, it's Adriana again! I missed her.

The following message came to me with six separate subjects, from six separate email addresses, but with only five separate cell phone numbers. Also, all the messages claim to have come from Facebook, even though the last references Twitter in the subject. That's just laziness.

The phone numbers come from New York, Oklahoma, California, Texas, and Idaho and the screen names come from Yahoo Messenger, which apparently is still a thing.

The actual content of the message is standard erotic fare, but it could get a guy in trouble if his ladyfriend were to see it. Let that be a lesson to all of you: Never leave your email open on your computer.

How are you sexy?

Its me Adriana you remember me from Facebook? I saw your pictures today and you're CUTE!

Imagine me giving you a massage and later a blow job, you would love it. Wouldn’t you?

Get dirty with me Hun.


xoxo
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Mobile Number: 212-202-0533
YAHOO MESSENGER: adri88stunning

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For completeness' sake:

Adriana thinks you're cute
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Mobile Number: 918 550 5530
YAHOO MESSENGER: naked7487thing
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Adriana left a message for you
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Mobile Number: 310-924-6494
YAHOO MESSENGER: teasesgevfun
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Adriana confirmed your Facebook friend request
My Naughty Pictures: CAMSESSIONCONNECT
Mobile Number: 918-550-5530
YAHOO MESSENGER: jen2118jen
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Add Adriana on Twitter
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Mobile Number: 254-693-7370
YAHOO MESSENGER: beautiful4baby14
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Adriana wants to share her naughty message with you
My Naughty Pictures: LOCALSKYPEPROFILE
Mobile Number: 208 487 6030
YAHOO MESSENGER: hot9391chick
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It's a bit odd that one of Adriana's screen names is jen2118jen, but then she's an odd lady.

Hey! Can you text me please? Or hit me up on YH

Today's message comes courtesy of Facebook at the gibberish email address vjhcfhlj@wcwzfekbkhcrh.com, and it raises one important question: Do people actually still use Yahoo Messenger?

i saw your photo on facebook (yourecute!) I finally got my webcam working
again ... i'd like to get to know you a little better youre just my type :)
Can you text my cell phone today so I know youre real?? here is my
number (646) 439-7109 i'll be waiting!!! Or addme on yahoo messenger
to chat my screenname there is adrirenner i'm ussually online at home.

Talk Soon baby... i'm waiting

Aside from the fact that it's New York-based, I don't know much about the phone number, since I'm certainly not going to text it. If anyone out there is a braver (more foolish) person than I, they're welcome to try and get back to me.

I also have no idea what 'adrirenner' means. I'd add her/him/it on Yahoo Messenger, but I have no idea how to do that. I'm not even sure Yahoo Messenger still exists.

Important Notification

This one came to me courtesy of CIBC, which, strangely enough uses accountservice@th.com.py as its email address. Maybe they outsource their customer service to Paraguay. Or... maybe... it's a scam! Nah, gotta be the first one. The link used to lead to a site in Turkey, which is good, because it means the CIBC is doing well internationally.

Dear valued client,
Due to some security issues and to prevent unauthorized usage,
we decided to temporarily suspend your online account.
Click on the link below and fill the information required to
activate your account:
Activate your account
Thank you,
Mr. William Rolls,
Security Executive.

The English in this one is pretty good, so it might actually catch a few people. I never did get around to activating my account. Mostly because I don't have one.

Butts that look awesome

There wasn't much to this one, it just had a funny title. It came to me courtesy of "Get BIGGER with Sample" at sinuscatalogue@elsevier.com. Which is an address you could actually probably get a sinus catalogue from if you replied to it, since Elsevier sells things like medical textbooks.

Ever felt inadequate in bed? Sort that out =ow
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Although, I must say that I think if you're making the ladies say 'ow' in bed, then you're probably more than adequate already.

You need a brand new product that burns fat round the clock

Today's spam made me laugh. Much like penis enlargement pills, anyone who knows me can tell you that I absolutely do not need anything that'll burn fat 'round the clock.

Anyway, this message came to me courtesy of "Doctor Nelson Newsletter" at Nelsonfb58a@jazmincalcarami.com.ar. Which, to their credit does actually include the name "Nelson". A quick search indicates that Jazmin Calcarami is a fairly legitimate make-up artist, so it's a little sad that someone is (I assume) using spoof email addresses from her site to send spam.

The one link in the message was to a numbered website in Russia, so it's not even worth including as something to avoid. Don't visit any numbered websites with Russian TLDs, kids.

The end of the email seems to be culled from various Wikipedia articles, some of which have been edited since the text was taken from them. In order, they are: Level-5, Buy My Love, Class action, Morning Musume, Carolyn Murphy, Brant Bjork & the Operators, Boston Police Department, Rachel McAdams, Giddha, File:Scale and sooty mold on a Eucalyptus tree.jpg, Rogerstone, Gallatin School of Individualized Study, Sir Charles Asgill, 2nd Baronet, Sampati, Republic of China presidential election, 2004, Hellboy II: The Golden Army, Ellada Eheis Talento (season 3), Felixstowe Beach railway station, and Kevin Knabjian. I'm not sure why certain spam messages contain things like that, since it certainly doesn't help them get past the filters.

To the message!:

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Professor Layton, Professor Layton is also set to have his fifth outing on the 3DS as well.
Buy My Love cover.
Governmental Organizations and activists, citing concerns of balance of powers and the importance of democratic law making. Risa Niigaki became subleader.
In 2001, Estee Lauder signed Murphy to an exclusive contract. Brant singing, and playing most instruments. Fictional portrayals of the BPD.
McAdams starred in three films in 2005. Giddha is usually danced in harmony, swinging and twisting the body, shaking the shoulders while bending knees and clapping.
Scale and sooty mold on a Eucalyptus tree.
Criddle's garage on the lower section of Tregwilym Road. NYU Gallatin Bwy Washtn sunny jeh. I was in Command during the Rebellion which broke out in the City in July 1803. My name is Sampati.
Blue Coalition held 24 rallies across Taiwan. He is the master goblin smith who forged the Golden Army.
The application process took place throughout January and February 2010. Felixstowe Beach station on 1946 O.
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Oil prices starting to DROP

This message isn't particularly devious or anything like that because it's completely broken, but I wanted to share it with the world because I find it kinda funny.

First of all, the subject line has absolutely nothing to do with the content of the message(such as it is). Also, oil prices have been rising recently, not dropping.

Secondly, I was cc'd on the email, which I always find amusing.

Finally, the message came to me courtesy of Enlargement pils Free trial at dickmange@partenaire-entreprise.fr. Now, I don't know what dick mange is, but I can tell you right now that I don't want it. I sure hope it's not some guy's name. That would be unfortunate.

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Today's spam message comes to us courtesy of doris.heyman@gmail.com. I'm not sure if Doris is or was a real person, but right now her email address is being used to try to get people to click some very sketchy links.

I've removed all of them from the following, but they were redirects from the imnicamail server that looked like this: http://product1.7173.clicksurecpa.com/ I also took out a tricky little image they included at the end of the message. It was only a pixel or two wide and unfortunately it wasn't blocked by my mail program, and since it was downloaded with a little php script, the spammers know that my email address is active. Do not under any circumstances open any emails with the above title. Remember, if it looks too good to be true, it always is.

Also, for what it's worth, I couldn't find a Heavner Court in Westbury, New York.

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This one came to me courtesy of the not at all fake swwpjya@uatjgnooc.com and dfnwtjdg@ijqnnnzlh.com. Normally I wouldn't bother posting it, but I read through it and thought it was funny.

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LocalFreeWarts.com, eh? Can't say I'm at all interested in hooking up with any local sluts that'll give me warts. I also got one that directed me to LocalFreeZinsky.com, and I'm not sure I want to know what a zinsky is.

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Today's spam message comes to us from BEST RX-ONLINE at the rather generic pharm_online3408203@yahoo.com. It's a fairly standard boner pill message, with one exception: It actually tells you that it's spam in the subject line. That's really convenient.

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The links in the message(which I have removed) actually go to http://avadus.ru/f1.html. I would not recommend visiting that site.

STOP CONTACTING THOSE PEOPLE

Today's spam message is a new take on the standard Nigerian email scam and comes to us courtesy of Mrs Connie Dutton at ConnieDutton@aol.com:

Attn: My Dear,

I am Mrs Connie Dutton, I am a US citizen, 51 years Old. I reside here in Silver Springs Florida. My residential address is as follows. 7008 E Hwy 326 Silver Springs FLorida 34488, United States, am thinking of relocating since I am now rich. I am one of those that took part in the Compensation in Nigeria many years ago and they refused to pay me, I had paid over US$20,000 while in the US, trying to get my payment all to no avail.

So I decided to travel down to Nigeria with all my compensation documents, And I was directed to meet Barrister George Alex, who is the member of COMPENSATION AWARD COMMITTEE, and I contacted him and he explained everything to me. He said whoever is contacting us through emails are fake.

He took me to the paying bank for the claim of my Compensation payment. Right now I am the most happiest woman on earth because I have received my compensation funds of $1,500,000.00 Moreover, Barrister George Alex, showed me the full information of those that are yet to receive their payments and I saw your email address as one of the beneficiaries, that is why I decided to email you to stop dealing with those people, they are not with your fund, they are only making money out of you. I will advise you to contact Barrister George Alex.

You have to contact him directly on this information below.

COMPENSATION AWARD HOUSE
Name : Barrister George Alex(Esq)
Email: barristergeorgealex@yahoo.cn

You really have to stop dealing with those people that are contacting you and telling you that your fund is with them, it is not in anyway with them, they are only taking advantage of you and they will dry you up until you have nothing.

The only money I paid after I met Barrister George Alex was just US$270 for the paper works, take note of that.

As soon as you contact him he will send you the payment information which you are to use in sending the payment to him in order for him to obtain the document from the court of law there in Nigeria so that your fund can be transfer to you without any delay just the way mine was being transfer to me.

Send him the following details if you know you are ready to have your FUNDS so that as soon as he receive your information he will send to you the payment details for sending him the $270USD that is needed for him to get the document that is needed to make the transfer a successful one and that is that only payment i made to Barrister George Alex and he help me in the transfering of my FUNDS and i most say that you have to countact him so that he will help you the way he help me to Get my FUNDS without any further payment.

Fill Out the information to him if you are ready to get your FUNDS

Your Full Name:...............
Direct Phone:....................
Country.................
Occupation:.....................
Gender:.........
Age:..............


Once again stop contacting those people, I will advise you to contact Barrister George Alex so that he can help you to Deliver your fund instead of dealing with those liars that will be turning you around asking for different kind of money to complete your transaction.

Thank You and Be Blessed.

Mrs Connie Dutton.
7008 E Hwy 326 Silver Springs
FLorida 34488, United States

Geez, that's a long one. Now there are a couple of things I need to mention about it. First, the address does seem to exist. I do hope the occupants aren't negatively impacted in any way by this scam.

Second, I like this new take on the old scam. Rather than just saying you've won the Nigerian National Lottery or something like that, it tries to take advantage of the fact that many people have been fooled by those scams in the past by saying that this is the really real, actual, super not fake way to get compensation. And all for the low, low price of only $270USD. How can you beat that?

Third, and perhaps most importantly: What do you mean "those people"?

Finally, it was sweet of her to call me "My Dear".

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Hello, my name is Irina. I have a great desire to find a mate and soul mate. I am 29 years old. I hope that age difference is not a problem for our communication. I am gentle and affectionate girl. I want to find a permanent mate. For this, I have all the features. I like to create comfort me nice when the house is beautiful and clean. I think that serious relationship is a responsibility. But just as they are full of romance and feelings. Our dreams are the same? Here is my email zemulyashka@yahoo.com , so I can send you my pictures. I hope. we bridge the friendship.

There's absolutely nothing about this message that would fool anyone. The grammar is poor, she gives out her email address so she can send out pictures, and the source of the message is a website registered in Tokelau. Beyond that, by coincidence, I'm also 29, so her worries about our age difference seem a bit strange. Or they would, if she were a real person.

Sad News.....................Roger Thompson.

This type of message has been going around for decades, long before boner pills were even invented. They serve two purposes. The first is evident: To scam money out of the people who receive it. In this case, it came from the fairly generic Roger Thompson who somehow managed to score the rogerthompson@rogers.com email address. I don't personally know anyone out there named Roger Thompson, but many people might.

The second purpose is slightly less well-known: It helps spammers find out which email addresses are still active. There are millions of addresses out there whose owners have stopped using them for whatever reason, and they are therefore of no use to spammers. Any response to this message, whether a quick 'Fuck you' or an 'Oh my, Roger, that's terrible. How can I help?' shows the spammers that the email address is still in use. So, regardless of your desire to tell these people where to stick it, you should really just ignore the message as you would one that's offering you 80% off Levitra.

This particular email is relatively well-crafted, however it's clear that it's both a scam and written by someone for whom English is a second language. The slight sense of urgency it engenders might cause some people to respond without thinking; mainly the elderly, unfortunately, but not exclusively.

Hello,

I am sorry for reaching you rather too late due to the situation of things right now.My family and I had a trip visiting Manila Philippines,everything was going on fine until last night when we got attacked by some unknown gunmen. All our money,phones and credit cards was stolen away including some valuable items, It was a terrible experience but the good thing is that they didn't hurt anyone or made away with our passports.

We have reported the incident to the local authorities and the consulate but their response was too casual, we were ask to come back in 2 weeks time for investigations to be made proper,But the truth is we can't wait till then as we have just got our return flight booked and is leaving in few hours from now but presently having problems sorting out our bills here and also getting a cab down to the airport,Right now we're financially strapped due to the unexpected robbery attack, Wondering if you can help us with a quick loan to sort out our bills and get back home.All we need is (3,100 USD), I promise to refund you in full as soon as I return hopefully tomorrow or next. write back now to let me know what you can do.

Thank You.
Roger.

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This message can't possibly be spam! It says it's not junk right in the subject!

This one's been coming up a lot lately and a comes from reputable seeming organizations like Express Pharmacy, Pharmacy Online and Online Pharmacy, generally from free yahoo email accounts like best_drugs4338181@yahoo.com, phramacy_express76@yahoo.com, and canda_drugs3616050@yahoo.com.

The links direct to various sites, and the pages all seem to be called k1 or f1.html
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http://www.hisemar.com/k1.html
http://www.bosmar.com/f1.html
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Once again, I suggest that you refrain from visiting any of those sites.

The message itself isn't terribly complicated, so I wonder if anyone ever actually clicks the link. Are there really people out there who want to buy discounted boner pills off shady internet sites?


Click Here [Online Pharmacy]




www.doctordrab.com






(or copy and paste the link to your
browser)




www.doctordrab.com © 2003-2013 Pharmacy
Express.
All rights reserved.

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While it would be nice to have a free pass to sex whenever I want, I don't think this message comes from a particularly trustworthy source. I mean, would you trust a man named 'Never Cockblocked' who sends you messages from such ludicrous email addresses as sjplndt@xlitwmhid.com and warpqfme@vstetqnjt.com?

I've gotten this one with two different links, both to Russian domains: datingvale.ru and datingvafi.ru. I wouldn't recommend clicking either one.

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You have a new message in your inbox -LinkedIn Manager

No, spammers, I do not have a new message in my inbox. I don't even use LinkedIn on a regular basis, so I doubt I'll ever get a message there. Does LinkedIn even have a messaging system? I don't know. Probably.

The html to this was broken, so I had to fix it when I pasted it into Blogger. That's a bit annoying. If you're going to the trouble of sending out spam, you should at least make sure it's not buggy before you send it.

The links go to a site that ends with ~artwan/mosque.html, which may or may not mean anything. Once again, I suggest that you absolutely do not click them if you get this email. I've stripped out the domains, so the links below go nowhere.

LinkedIn LinkedIn Manager sent you a message Date: 4/25/2013 Subject: You have a new message in your inbox http://www.linkedin.com/?folder=Inbox&viewMsg=641cad8592&userid=5452 View/reply to this message Don't want to receive e-mail notifications? Adjust your message settings. This email was intended for © 2013, LinkedIn Corporation. 2029 Stierlin Ct. Mountain View, CA 94043, USA

Anne Hathaway Did It

This is one that I've been getting a lot of lately, but it doesn't seem to be well-formed. The html is broken and the links seem fairly random. I've also gotten this one under the titles "Who lost weight? Pamela Anderson", "No workout, lose weight", "Jessica Alba find out how", and "FWD: important" Again, don't visit the links, as no good can come of it.

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